I….. made a comic! I made a comic! And the Heavens did burst forth and the Lord himself did descend from the skies and blessed the little children, saying “Yea, Mario did maketh a comic. It is good.” He then added, “Why don’t you all post in the forum? Join the community!”

I’m going to Hell for that one.

Mad props to friend Sunstar for his help in the comic-making process. Also, equally mad props to Jason Davis for making me do this comic at gunpoint. Go read his comic already, it updates regularly.