HAPPY ALL-CAPS DAY ONE AND ALL! UNFORTUNATELY, I FORGOT TO REMIND YOU GUYS ABOUT THIS LONG-STANDING TRADITION, SO I’LL ELABORATE: EVERY YEAR ON THE SECOND WEDNESDAY OF NOVEMBER (SINCE LAST YEAR), WE ALL PAY HOMAGE TO THE MIGHTY CAPS LOCK KEY AND TYPE IN ALL-CAPS FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE DAY. SO GET TO IT! IF YOU COMPOSE ANY E-MAILS TODAY, OR SEND ANY INSTANT MESSAGES, OR MAKE ANY LIVEJOURNAL ENTRIES, OR ANY OLD THING THAT INVOLVES THE WRITTEN WORD, CAPITALIZE EVERY LETTER! TODAY’S ZELDA COMIC DOES IT (AS DID LAST YEAR’S), SO WHY DON’T YOU? HUH?!? IF YOU NEED TO TYPE CASE-SENSITIVE THINGS LIKE JAVASCRIPT OR SOMETHING, SAVE IT ‘TIL TOMORROW DAMNIT!

IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO FLEX YOUR CAPS-LOCKIN’ MUSCLES, THE ORANGE BELT FORUM IS A SAFE PLACE TO OBSERVE THIS HOLIDAY, WHERE YOU WON’T GET YOUR FACE PUNCHED OFF BY ANNOYED PEOPLE WHO MAY BE UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS BLESSED DAY.